Another Sunday Laugh

Here's another joke to brighten your Sunday. Your Pastor might not see the funny side, then he might be one who would.

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased
with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The
local newspaper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local newspaper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The
local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next
day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer
for $10. The
next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the
headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES...HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day....

The moral of the story is.... Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery...
and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life..... You'll be a
lot happier and live longer!


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